toad stools 

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

toad stools by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad stool 

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

toad stool by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Toad Stool 

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

Toad Stool by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

Toadstool 

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

Toadstool by drillvoice September 8, 2005

Toadstool 

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

Toadstool by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020

Dirty Toadstool 

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.

Dirty Toadstool by Dave Star March 1, 2003

Toadstool 

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

Toadstool by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008