to the hoop 

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.

When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.

to the hoop by Duderino grande February 15, 2018

take it to the hoop 

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

take it to the hoop by anne qh May 18, 2006

Take it to the hoop 

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

Take it to the hoop by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023