to the hoop

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.

When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.

by Duderino grande February 15, 2018

take it to the hoop

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

by anne qh May 18, 2006

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023