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take it to the head 

To finish a bottle of liquor or Beer by yourself
take it to the head by blkviper October 24, 2006

gunshot to the head 

"Shotugun!"
"Gunshot to the head!"
"FUUUUCK"

shot to the head 

(n.) A word that describes something harsh said to some body that causes mental and emotional disconfort. A "shot to the head" is caused by a low blow or a harsh comment.
When Shelly told me "get a job you idiotic pig," it felt like a shot to the head.
shot to the head by Corzocl February 21, 2006

Hoagie to the head 

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
Hoagie to the head by crua9 August 27, 2017

pump to the head 

when your playing fortnite battle royale and you get shot in the head by a pump shotgun, usually said by famous youtuber Zach Fisher
pump to the head by Zach fan May 15, 2018

boot to the head 

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
boot to the head by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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