Masturbation. Derived from the Family Guy episode where Brian was married to Lois. When she would turn him on and not have sex with him. He would say Im going to the basement

So what are you doing this Weekend
Well Im going to the strip club with my friends then going to the basement when i get home.

Going to the basement by Oinkyb August 6, 2010

take me down to the basement

Take me down to the basement is a song from Sam and Cat. Let’s play a game! Get to the end of the song. (NO CHEATING)

Take me down to the basement
Fill the bucket with cheese
Tickle your mother with a pucker fish
Kiss a rhinoceros and give a wish
Because it’s noodle soup for the sailors
And for the ones in the rain
And we won’t, won’t pay for this song because it’s in public domain! :D

take me down to the basement by FamePlaysYT November 19, 2019

trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.

Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "

trip to the basement by Word Pirate March 22, 2017

Move the brown couch to the basement

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

Move the brown couch to the basement by sara r. September 2, 2005

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026