To take a shit
I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)
To take a shit by YTG123 January 23, 2011
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trying to take a shit without pissing
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
trying to take a shit without pissing by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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you make me want to take a shit
something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.
you make me want to take a shit by Nightmares August 22, 2007
I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit
I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit by Oral Anul February 13, 2020
Shit i need to take a fuck
when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
Shit i need to take a fuck by catchinggold October 5, 2018
Hard to give a shit when you have to take one
The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
Hard to give a shit when you have to take one by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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