Yowlch

The act of you or someone growling in the first person as a knee jerk reaction to being minorly to moderately hurt.

A word always followed by an exclamation mark and never part of a sentence.
Yowlch! or YOWLCH!
by RyDawg2000 August 15, 2023
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TBH

Jonathan gives TBH everytime I go to his bathroom stall.
by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023
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FYI

Fuck Your Ignorant

A variant of "for your information" I came up with 15 years ago in the service industry to deal with a huge customer base of rude and mean people.

It honestly became a form of therapy for all the staff allowing us to vent while still being able to cheerfully help so many ignorant people.
Fyi Sir those fruit are complimentary but not the whole basket of fruit.

FYI Rocky mountain oysters aren't seafood.

FYI giving your server some good advice at the end of your meal isn't considered a proper tip.
by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023
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Sunshine in shadows

To find a bright side even in the darkest of places.
Knowing no shadow can be cast without light.
You know sometimes you have to look for sunshine in shadows.
by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023
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Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!
by RyDawg2000 August 05, 2022
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Exampling

Yesterday I went to a class to see them exampling the whole renovation process.

His exampling provided a sampling to the onlookers.
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The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 05, 2022
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