to glans 

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

to glans by Teh PF January 3, 2005

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

hand to gland combat by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

hand to gland combat by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009

Hand-To-Gland Combat 

A vigorous masturbating session.

Hand-To-Gland Combat by Karlito April 20, 2003

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

hand to gland combat by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Man to Gland Combat 

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

Man to Gland Combat by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019