To beans

(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned

I was getting bombarded by insults yesterday so I had to beans my way out

by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012

i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

by T.T. August 4, 2007

No beans to my cup

This Phrase means that something doesn’t bother you or that you don’t care about what was said or happened.

“Hey Betty I heard you got an abortion” -Kyle

“I did but like no beans to my cup Kyle”- betty

by Ldog03yeeyee May 30, 2020

to suck beans

used as an expletive in the indicative:
"suck beans"

could be substitued for "are/is bad"

"RPG SUCK BEANS"
"Rap Music sucks old beans!"

by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003

Butthole to Bean

Butthole to Bean is a term that is only used by the most refined people on this earth. I came up with this term after many years of research in the field of sexual exploration. I would travel from butthole to bean often and enjoyed both of these majestic places however, I never connected the two until one day I was driving and I decided to join these two fine places with one phase. Enjoy!

I was so hungry the other night I licked my wife from Butthole to Bean......... while sitting on my leather seats in my hot truck my girlfriends pussy was sweating from butthole to Bean......... one day on a journey from her Butthole to her bean I found her taint.

by Cupambulla April 22, 2019

To-bean

To-bean is generally a BTEC chav snail. Often hanging around or in McDonald's pinging. To-bean also generally try to fling with the clapped of the clapped. However To-bean is not your normal pinger, They are quite like a BTEC hobbit on xans

To-bean has a smelly haircut

by Mearsy August 20, 2018

Bean to bean

When two lesbian women who are in love share a sexual experience that involves pressing their clits together.

Haley and Monica were so hot for each other last night they went bean to bean.

by DevintheDevil October 13, 2022