tlolka 

Alien type of a lifeform which stays hidden in small villages near bigger cities.

Man you weird af, you gotta be tlolka.

tlolka by otyspes January 2, 2024

Tolka 

He’s that guy who is outrageously cute and makes you blush when he compliments you. He’s very sweet and will always stick by your side for AGES. Your friendship with him is well worth it.

Dude, check out Tolka, he’s looking fresh today!

Tolka by The simp musician December 31, 2021

tyolka

1. (noun) a Russian word, use somewhat disparagingly, to refer to a female; akin in meaning to the English slang term "chick" but with an added connotation of referring to a fat chick; literally means cow in Russian.

2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.

3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.

1. The reason your mom's a tyolka is that she thinks lard is a food group.

2. By delaying lunchtime by one hour, I have guaranteed that Tyolka will kill me in a slow and painful manner.

3. By the end of the audit, I was saying "Hmph!" so often, I thought I was bustin' a tyolka!

tyolka by J-Boogie May 5, 2005

tolkan 

a bisexual who likes russian pussy and ice cream.

oh did you see that tolkan feeling up that dashak?

tolkan by Bobbbbbyyyyyyy April 7, 2008