tkeati 

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tkeati

A worthless and useless ignorant shitstain, he has no meaning on this planet other than to annoy others and feed off of dead orphans... he has an unusually tiny penis and enjoys bigger penis, often through anal and oral intercourse. Also enjoys raping dead cats and smoking methamphetamine with his sexually confused and mentally challenged broster (brother and sister mix, often has a "paginis") tkeati's are often attracted to lamp posts and cat scratching posts. Also is the main actor in the web series, "Meat Spin"

In conclusion, tkeatis should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your lamp posts molested and your massive cum dripping cock sucked by a fat tranny with a napoleon dick.

***END NOTE***

Ruler of "Tkeatika" a mythical land of flying penis's and lamp posts, for infinite rapes, tkeatika = very goodest country NA

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OMG Becky look at that butt, oh wait gross its a tkeati *insert vomit*

tkeati by trex420 July 5, 2014

tkeati 

***Please accept this as I am trying to troll my friend***

tkeati

A worthless and useless ignorant shitstain, he has no meaning on this planet other than to annoy others and feed off of dead orphans... he has an unusually tiny penis and enjoys bigger penis, often through anal and oral intercourse. Also enjoys raping dead cats and smoking methamphetamine with his sexually confused and mentally challenged broster (brother and sister mix, often has a "paginis") tkeati's are often attracted to lamp posts and cat scratching posts. Also is the main actor in the web series, "Meat Spin"

In conclusion, tkeatis should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your lamp posts molested and your massive cum dripping cock sucked by a fat tranny with a napoleon dick.

***END NOTE***

Ruler of "Tkeatika" a mythical land of flying penis's and lamp posts, for infinite rapes, tkeatika = very goodest country NA

***Please accept this as I am trying to troll my friend***

Hitler: OMG LOOK IT IS TKEATI

Doge: Wow, much gross, very tkeati

tkeati by trex420 July 14, 2014

Trigger Treating 

A Halloween party where people are REQUIRED to wear costumes that SJWs would find "culturally offensive".

For the Trigger Treating party, Dick wore a sombrero and poncho, while Jane wore a slutty Pocahontas costume.

Trigger Treating by FreeSpeechAnonymous October 30, 2016

Mug-A-Treating 

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.

{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?

Mug-A-Treating by Telephony October 29, 2014

long dark teatime of the soul 

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

long dark teatime of the soul by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

trickle treating 

The Bone-apple-tea version of Trick or Treating.

Trickle Treating: the wrong way of pronouncing ‘Trick or Treating’

Person 1: we going trickle-treating tonight?
Person 2: do you mean Trick or Treating?
Person 1: oh is that how it’s spelt. I’m an idiot.

trickle treating by AshKetchup9 October 13, 2019

Pillow-Treating 

To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.

"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."

Pillow-Treating by Gay Feeler January 13, 2010