titty-smasher

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a speacial type of hammer that can destroy both titties at once

ill bring the titty-smasher to the party, toby's gonna be there.

titty-smasher by cock_sucker14 May 17, 2021

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Titty Slasher

A word used to define a mans muscular hands

Oh my god look at his hands he’s such a titty slasher

Titty Slasher by Elnatwins November 3, 2020

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Tittymasher

One who enjoys feeling women's breasts, but is far too rough with them causing the women a great deal of pain. This can also be to describe someone who doesn't know how to approach or handle a delicate situation, or it can be used just as a general insult.

Example 1: (Breast Toucher)

My breasts are killing me!

What happened?

My boyfriend is such a tittymasher!

Example 2: (General Frustration Insult)

Dude...IHACK3457 will not stop camping me!

Yea, I know that guy..fuckin tittymasher

Example 3: (Delicate Situation)

Dick: Hey guys, we have been friends along time right?

Tom: Sure, why whats up?

Dick: Well you should probably know then..Im gay.

Harry: OH MY GAWD WHAT THE THE HELL!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Tom: Harry! don't be such a tittymasher!

Tittymasher by RuinComplex October 20, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026