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titty dick

a titty dick can be two things.
1.)a dick in the shape of a titty.most of the time it is always floppy,never hard.it can remind you of an old man pee pee.ewww.

2.)the other is vise versa.a tity shaped like a dick.self explanitory
omg, dude.he has a titty dick.

get your titty dick outta my PEASHvagggina
titty dick by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007
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shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman
You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!
shitty titty dick by GOD1203 September 25, 2013

Dick Titty 

(plural) Male breasts so large you can slide a dick between them.
CancerVSsuicide is gonna get dick titties if he doesn't get off that Subway diet.
Dick Titty by Sekani January 28, 2003

Dick Titty 

Emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase
Dick titty, Her ass is huge!
Dick Titty by cancerVssuicide January 28, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

it is a really big insult
kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick
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