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tities and beer by St.Amour April 25, 2004
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titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".
I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
titties and beer by sford April 9, 2006

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!
Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"
Titties and Beer by Tman227 October 27, 2016

Titties and beer

Replaces the old terms "awesome" or "great" in the world of paintball.
Keith looking at his new DM4:

"Damn, this gun shoots great, it's titties and beer."
Titties and beer by St.Amour April 18, 2004

beer and titties 

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances
i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

beer and titties 

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?
beer and titties by Mean Beer February 9, 2007
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