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tit-talk 

Pillow talk with an emphasis on tits which describes a woman's tits in colorful detail; the best forms of tit-talk are those that refrain from using commonly used terms when referring to a woman's bust, such as the word "tits". Rather, words like "jugs" or "melons" are often used.

Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.

Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
You wanna hear some tit-talk? I had no idea you were such a titman! Do you like my big and juicy melons, Stud? You've probably never seen boobs as big and MASSIVE as these...do you like the way they bounce and jiggle? My big heaving jugs are all yours, big boy...these giant DD hooters have your name written all over them. Wanna wash your name off my beautiful, nut-busting knockers with your cum?
tit-talk by bustygirl September 21, 2011
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Tit talker 

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.
Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"
Tit talker by beatz85 September 1, 2017
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