You're about to engage in some pleasurable glory-hole sucking. Just as you feel the hot, humid breath of the giver upon your phallus, you promptly turn around and eject your bowel contents all over the giver. Subsequently, in due haste, you turn back around and urinate on the giver (now termed "victim") to add a second layer to the mess. To top it all off, you jerk a quickie and climax to add the third and final layer. Your final act is to whisper "sorry" through the hole you discharged all of your bodily contents through, and ask the victim for a square of toilet paper to clean yourself up with.
Joseph: What did you do last weekend, Susan?
Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again.
Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!
When someone takes a shit on a pillow, and then cums on top of the shit.
1)Dude Ahmad just laid a sick tiramisu on my pillow 2) If he does that shit again I'm gonna tiramisu on his pillow man.
3) When I woke up there was a tiramisu on my pillow, It must have been Ahmad
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.