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tonsilitis 

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...
My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.
tonsilitis by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006
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tonsilitis 

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.
i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.
tonsilitis by mescelestus June 11, 2006

Tonsilitis 

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.
Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
Tonsilitis by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

Tonsillitis 

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS
Tonsillitis by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

tonsilith 

Tolsilith - Found in the tonsils small crypts in some people a combination of food particles, bacteria, and body secretions form in theses crypts and will occasionally dislodge into small hard nuggets called tonsiliths, or tonsil stones.
They are white/cream/yellow in colour and are approximately the size of a small pebble.
When broken open these have a repulsive smell. This is due to the particles which have been lodged in the tonsils for some time rotting etc.
They can be removed with a Q-Tip or by consistently brushing the back of your mouth.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are called Tonsilith
tonsilith by airin October 12, 2007

Tonsillitis 

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow
"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"
Tonsillitis by Kassmander March 6, 2019

tunsilitus 

The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.

Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.
Man Laremy slid to number 13 due to a case of Tunsilitus.
tunsilitus by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016
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B)
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A)
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