tinnertus
Da **ringing** in yer ears cause by applying a protective coating to too many **bells** and other metal objects dat make loud/jarring noises when struck.
In da Laurel and Hardy comedy "Saps At Sea", Ollie develops an auditory loathing to brass-instrument horns, which are usually not plated with merely a "lowly" semi-reflective mineral, but are coated with "fancier" mirror-shiny metals like gold or silver. So perhaps instead of "tinnertus", our favorite rotund comedian was actually allergic to da sound of bright-finished musical instruments.
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