Tînk'-
el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and
the man stands facing her while urinating between her
legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The
name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the
party as quickly as possible, so their only
choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to
go now?"