Tînk'-
el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common
toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the
toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of
time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The
couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only
choice for going to the
bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"