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a timus is a retard who goes to a all boys school and loves his pet turtle who is actually retarded too
omg timus is a grimus
timus by goat45682 January 24, 2019
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for old times' sake 

as a way of remembering something pleasent from the past
Honestly, our theater group should reunite – just for old times' sake.
for old times' sake by friendernie2 October 19, 2013

i swear on my timbs 

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!

Simpler times 

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.
I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!
Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Die 

Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.
Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die
Term used in Canada to refer to popular coffee/doughnut chain Tim Hortons - In a shorter form
Mona- OMG I am geting too fat, I have 2 stop going to Timsy's
Nidhi- Ew gross I would never eat there
Timsy by bapadeeboopadee May 2, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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