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This is the kid that never knows when to shut up. Just that one kid that's way too sus and makes everyone uncomfortable. You never want to be around him, but always end up with him. If you see a Timpsen, Run. Don't be a Timpsen
Timpsen you suck
timpsen by timpsensmellsbad May 26, 2021
Words you can keep
Smallest town in East Texas ... Sympathy goes out to all that live there.
I live in Timpson, Tx and want drive my lawnmower to quick stop! Yay!
Timpson by Anyonomous 15 June 15, 2008

Isabelle Timpson

Phat piece of lard, she has a wham head and smells of cow shite, she gets people books as gifts and expects them to read them even though they never read
walking down town and you see an Isabelle Timpson
A dumb or lame statement. Something that is derrived or originated from something incompentant and or igsignificant other words not worth metioning. A waste of time, breath and effort.
"Yo mama so black that burnt rubber is related to her!"
That's a timpson.
Timpson by opostle1234 September 6, 2010

Tempsentencing

When you misspell a single word in a sentence and decide to fix it by deleting everything and rewriting.
While writing his essay, Billy decided to commit tempsentencing.
Tempsentencing by Elong Musket April 4, 2026

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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