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Smallest town in East Texas ... Sympathy goes out to all that live there.
I live in Timpson, Tx and want drive my lawnmower to quick stop! Yay!
Timpson by Anyonomous 15 June 15, 2008

Isabelle Timpson

Phat piece of lard, she has a wham head and smells of cow shite, she gets people books as gifts and expects them to read them even though they never read
walking down town and you see an Isabelle Timpson
A dumb or lame statement. Something that is derrived or originated from something incompentant and or igsignificant other words not worth metioning. A waste of time, breath and effort.
"Yo mama so black that burnt rubber is related to her!"
That's a timpson.
Timpson by opostle1234 September 6, 2010

Tempsentencing

When you misspell a single word in a sentence and decide to fix it by deleting everything and rewriting.
While writing his essay, Billy decided to commit tempsentencing.
Tempsentencing by Elong Musket April 4, 2026

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019