timezit

scottish way of saying "what time is it?"

person 1: "timezit?"
person 2: "fuck knows"

timezit by bampot69 February 18, 2023

Bullet-Timeitis 

The act of thinking that you can pull off insane shots with firearms while in midair after play Max Payne for an extended amount of time.

Yesterday after completing Max Payne 3 on hardcore I began to jump onto my couch sideways and act as if I was dual wielding pistols, I must have had a severe case of Bullet-Timeitis.

Bullet-Timeitis by jjm8397 June 28, 2012

timebitch 

Some type of being that does not recognize the normal social construct of time to be valid.
They will often openly rebel against clock complacency.

time anarchist
They often bitch about time not being linear.

Normal tasks will often be difficult for them to carry out.

Why isn't Chester here? It is already 2:30. I always forget what a timebitch he is.

timebitch by Chester_irl October 30, 2020

Timenitis

Timeinitis is when a person cannot keep track of time and losses time that is unexplainable and can be contagious to the people around that person.

My timeinitis took over and we missed the movie.

My boyfriend is a victum of my timenitis!

Timenitis by Pilates girl March 23, 2017