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Hip Hop Time

(n) a system of time that is offset to make people consistently late by aprox 60 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told Franklin to be here at 8:00PM but he just got here and its 9PM already. I guess that is because he is on hip hop time.

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time 

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor
Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

Hop in the time machine 

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.
Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

daylight savings time bar hopping 

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

Tea Time Party Hoppers 

A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.
Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026