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timberwolf 

"boy, that girl is such a timberwolf"
timberwolf by peiper July 28, 2003

timberwolf (tim) 

a young, prepubescent boy with an unnatural obsession for videogame sexpots (kosmos, marle, etc); also a "lover" of things of the "bestial" persuasion
That Tim...man, his voice is so squeaky, just like a little girl's.

All of the animals in the barnyard trembled at the sight of Tim...
timberwolf (tim) by Savidj May 31, 2003

Timberwolf (Verb) 

1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.
Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.
Timberwolf (Verb) by jtruongie February 10, 2005

timberwolf (tim) 

Noun. Timberwolf - Barks like a tree. It is the result of alot of alcohol, marijuana, and hard work getting a dog to crossbread with a tree. This aptly named "Timberwolf" has humanlike characteristics, and likes to post on messageboards such as the infamous "Xenosaga/RPG-XS" and often has homosexual tendencies.
Adj. Timberwolf - To have timberwolf/Tim characteristics.
Adj. Man thats timberwolf.
Noun. I saw a timberwolf humping my leg today.
timberwolf (tim) by GuessWHo July 31, 2003

Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.
I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf
dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf