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City in the south of the Netherlands, also (by some) known as Killburg or Chillburg. Tilburg is the sixth city of the country. It's one of the ugliest, but still a nice place to hang out because of the southern (Noord-Brabant) mentality.
I went to Tilburg this weekend. Butt-ugly place, but we had a great time.
Tilburg by Getthecool August 28, 2006

Tillsonburg

A terrible town in Southwestern Ontario known for tobacco, a solitary hooker, three hobos and a Wal-Mart. Not somewhere to visit, or drive through.
P1: What did you do today?
P2: I got my girlfriend pregnant and smoked some crack. Then I took the bitch to Coffee Culture to make her shut up.
P1: Yeah that's what I did too, because we're from Tillsonburg.
Tillsonburg by mikey1988 May 23, 2008

calvin millsburg 

frank ocean stan. Obsessed with the absolute goddess that lives on the other side of the plant, no name needed for her majesty. Also, one of the most smelly people to ever walk the earth and with all of his stenchlyness he still somehow manages to be one of the most famous people on the planet. No one could EVER be as tiktok famous as him even though he has never posted on the app.
OI CALVIN MILLSBURG
why do you smell so bad????
calvin millsburg by Aliceegd January 17, 2021

Tillsonburg

A town run by teenagers, farmers and drug addicts.

A teenagers paradise. Many people bitch about how shitty it is. There isn't really much to do in this town but screw around and get drunk. A lot of fun activities can be found in nearby towns. Parties are common. It's really a typical small town, only without the racism and discrimination. A large percentage of the population is mentally or physically handicap due to the large number of group homes.

Social classes are largely divided by wealth and leisure activities.

Only has one high school, which is pretty awesome to attend in my opinion. The secondary school is hurt with little to no freedom.

This town is definitely the last place you want to be if you don't get along with all sorts of people.
Till-son-boig-uh guido: "Joizy shoie on 2naightttt wut"

Tilly-bee gangsta: " I smoke 1/4lb per day err-day"

Tillsonburg old-folk:" you dang kids stop loitering near my shop or i'll call the telephone company and they will take you away in the choo-choo-train of justice."
Tillsonburg by Seriously serious September 26, 2010

Dillsburg 

Dillsburg is an amazing little town in Pennsylvania. Every new year we have the pickle drop and in October we have Farmer's Fair. It is full of teen age boys who think they are from the south.

Every kid that lives here wants to leave . . . GET ME OUT OF HERE
Dillsburg is such a shit hole!
All people from Dillsburg shop at walmart
Dillsburg by Dillsburgian13 January 23, 2017

Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) 

Refers directly to Till Lindemann, lead singer for the German Industrial band Rammstein. It refers to the fact that he has put on a little...erm...Weight and it isn't muscle. Also refers indirectly to someone who has put on a few pounds.
He looked a bit like the Tillsbury Doughboy in their video for "Mein Teil" didn't he?

Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!

No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!