Dillsburg

Dillsburg is an amazing little town in Pennsylvania. Every new year we have the pickle drop and in October we have Farmer's Fair. It is full of teen age boys who think they are from the south.

Every kid that lives here wants to leave . . . GET ME OUT OF HERE

Dillsburg is such a shit hole!
All people from Dillsburg shop at walmart

by Dillsburgian13 January 23, 2017

dillsburg

perhaps the hickest town in the state of pennsylvania. Complete with it's own store for mobile homes (no lie) and every new years they have a "pickle drop." the combined iq of the entire town is about 2. They have nothing to do other than drink, hunt, have sex, talking about sex, and pick their noses. If offered, don't ever go there. Some people there like to pretend they have an idea of what is going on in the real world but don't let them fool you, they probably only know what's happened in this weeks issuse of outdoor weekly.

"Look at that kid wearing hunting camo going into walmart, he must be from dillsburg"

by getmeoutofhere December 14, 2008

Dillsburg

1. The land that time forgot. A hick town where everyone is related, more people own guns than central heating systems, women are always pregnant before age 18, and men make twice as much as women (which is not to say a lot, but you get the idea).
2. The shittiest town in Pennsylvania, possibly even the world.

1. I just went to a gas station, and two rednecks were saying some shit about "dem hee-haw girls" and spitting tobacco leaning on an 80s Ford truck. That town was a total Dillsburg.
2. I live in fucking Perry County and Dillsburg is too hick for me.

by Cthulhu's Intern December 6, 2012

calvin millsburg

frank ocean stan. Obsessed with the absolute goddess that lives on the other side of the plant, no name needed for her majesty. Also, one of the most smelly people to ever walk the earth and with all of his stenchlyness he still somehow manages to be one of the most famous people on the planet. No one could EVER be as tiktok famous as him even though he has never posted on the app.

OI CALVIN MILLSBURG
why do you smell so bad????

by Aliceegd January 17, 2021

Diesburg

A person whom is attractive, can handle themselves, and loves to drink.

That guy mover there is such a Diesburg

by Josh Parts February 1, 2017

Dillsboro

An area of western North Carolina that is to small to even be called a town. The correct term is "tourist trap". At one point, there was a sucky tourist-attraction railroad there, but now even thats gone. So all that remains in Dillsboro is two streets of gift shops that sell t-shirts with pictures of trains on them, despite the obvious lack of trains in the area. The only people who typically visit Dillsboro are tourists from Florida (Floridians, if you're being nice. Floridiots, if you're not). If you visit this town, you may very well lose your soul.

Floridiot Man: Honey, where should we go for our vacation?
Floridiot Woman: Ooh, I heard about a small town called Dillsboro where nobody minds our awful driving!
FM: Is there anything to do there?
FW: Oh, yes, we can buy tack t-shirts and knick-knacks!
FM: Hellz yeah!!! We have to go there!!!

by Georgina Googleflompel December 26, 2008

Dillsburgian

a person from perhaps the hickest town in the state of pennsylvania, Dillsburg. Complete with it's own store for mobile homes (no lie) and every new years they have a "pickle drop." the combined IQ of the entire town is about -2. They have nothing to do other than drink, hunt, have sex, talk about sex, think about sex and pick their noses. If offered, don't EVER go there. Some people there like to pretend they have an idea of what is going on in the real world but don't let them fool you, they probably only know what's happened in this weeks issuse of outdoor weekly.

"Look at that kid wearing hunting camo walking into wallmart... he must be a Dillsburgian."

by for me to know December 14, 2008