till death do us part

a phrase that, apparently most people don't actually mean when they get married

did you know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce? I guess "till death do us part" means nothing anymore

till death do us part by raindropsonkittens January 7, 2019

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"Till Death Do Us Part"

actually means "Till Boredom Does Us Part".

Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.

"Till Death Do Us Part" by Rev. Johnny Cash January 20, 2009

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Till death do us part<3<3

Here we are once again. We both know that there's a long road ahead paved so together down it we shall ascend. And though death may divide us in this life my love for you goes beyond the grave...

"Till death do us part<3<3.... <3Through the after life<3"

Till death do us part<3<3 by OnnieSimpre May 1, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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