6 definitions by Rev. Johnny Cash

Someone whose decided that
"until death do us part"
is not worth killing their spouse for.
I'm a divorcee because i don't believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.
by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009
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Slang for "adulterer". Sounds vaguely like "adulterer" and names them after something of comparable intelligence.
BOB: Wow, Barbara really likes me!

JOE: She's married dude. She's a dull turd.

by Rev. Johnny Cash March 10, 2009
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Should you remain dating? Or get marrried?
Date or marry?

Date the poor fox and she'll keep coming back for your gifts. That's her incentive. Marry her, and she can divorce you to take half of everything you own!

When you date, she gains by staying. When you marry, she gains by leaving.
by Rev. Johnny Cash April 28, 2009
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actually means "Till Boredom Does Us Part".
Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.
by Rev. Johnny Cash October 9, 2008
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Noloner = No + Loner. Someone who cannot stand to be alone. A Noloner always gets a new significant other before breaking up with their current one.
BOB: Jane is such a cheater!

JACK: She can't help it; she's a noloner.
by Rev. Johnny Cash March 4, 2009
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Adultery and/or Divorce and/or Remarriage.
Elizabeth Taylor is an expert at disaVOWage.
by Rev. Johnny Cash January 21, 2009
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