tigits

shortened form of 'ten digits'

Ey girl, lemme get them tigits.

by SmartAlex August 31, 2007

david bowie tights

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.

booty tights David bowie David Bowie Tights

by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

Tigist

Tigist is an absolute queen. Tigist is friends with everyone she meets but also is crazy loyal to her best friends and will hype them up on the daily. Honestly everyone needs a Tigist in their life.

"Tigist just bought me McDonalds bro. . . ."
"Aw dang man she's the G"

by squashou December 1, 2020

black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Best movie ever.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*

by Alecai October 16, 2009

tizits

1. a combination of the words tits and zits

2. Used for when female's have zits in their cleavage.

Raza was sucking on a British girl's tizits.

by mmj23nola November 19, 2009

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010