tickley dick

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.

Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"

tickley dick by CrazyRob03 June 6, 2011

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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006