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tickley dick

Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.
Friend:"Rob, why the fuck are you walking so funny?!?"

Rob: "Sorry guys, you caught me post-coitus and I have the worst case of tickley dick ever!"

Friend:"well go piss it away, how are you supposed to play wing man when you're walking like a dick head!"
by CrazyRob03 June 6, 2011
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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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tickle dick

Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.
He's a right tickle dick!
by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005
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Tickle-Dick

(v./n.)used in place of saying somebody is fucking around and being an idiot.
He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.

That guy is being such a tickle-dick.
by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011
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Tickle Dick

That's the boy with the tickle dick he thought he was making me scream.
by Demij March 25, 2011
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Tickle Dick

When someone finds something stupid incredibly funny and they cannot stop laughing.
This picture of my cat must’ve really hit him in the tickle dick
by Randomnuss October 17, 2018
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dick tickler

-slang for mustache
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
by scream_clarity September 10, 2011
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