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Timos
Timos by kaisermonke February 8, 2021
Timoshenko
Weird looking woman who is Ukrainian prime minister. Wears that strange braid which makes her look like an idiot.
Timoshenko by Poleno September 19, 2006
timostrophy
practice of appreciating the hidden gonzo literature in the subdued sachels of mankind. timostrophating (v) enlightening the mainstream, unexposed mind to the timostrophicle love of gonzo literature and journalism.
---as long as you understand Hunter S. Thompson shiat you are a timostrophizer, with a deep knowladge of timostrophy
---as long as you understand Hunter S. Thompson shiat you are a timostrophizer, with a deep knowladge of timostrophy
I played the timostrophicle pre-recorded speech in the intercom. now, all subjects are capable of timostrophy
timostrophy by Dr. Timo of the Eastern Glock January 20, 2007
Tiamoy
Tiamoy a gift from God. Heaven sent angel to walk the earth and cure everyone with her beautiful smile, heart and mind.
A girl who is sweet, kind, smart ,goofy , intelligent, beautiful and an amazing friend to have. She will always be there for you and help out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but doesn't Bragg or even likes to bring it up at times. TIAMOY is just an amazing person in general. She is also a bold and brave person.
She doesn't deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them . You feel your heart ache. She'll say " I'm fine" but you see straight through her mask you want to wrap your arms around her , whisper comforting words into her ears as you stroke her hair. She'll eventually break, making her heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She'll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her.
But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn't that just make you smile like an idiot. She'll reciprocate the smile hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt.
Be careful you might melt in love. She is the definition of absolute perfection.
A girl who is sweet, kind, smart ,goofy , intelligent, beautiful and an amazing friend to have. She will always be there for you and help out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but doesn't Bragg or even likes to bring it up at times. TIAMOY is just an amazing person in general. She is also a bold and brave person.
She doesn't deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them . You feel your heart ache. She'll say " I'm fine" but you see straight through her mask you want to wrap your arms around her , whisper comforting words into her ears as you stroke her hair. She'll eventually break, making her heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She'll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her.
But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn't that just make you smile like an idiot. She'll reciprocate the smile hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt.
Be careful you might melt in love. She is the definition of absolute perfection.
Thamos
A wife fucker. This man is likely a tall blonde with blue eyes, but do not let his dashing looks fool you, he WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE, this man also loves Little Fat Lambs.
Look at Thamos over there
Tamos
Tamos by beasts enemy July 7, 2021
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