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a mix between a thot and a twat

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to excessively be a bad bitch
Damn, Isabelle is such a thwat look at her with all of those guys.

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Damn, Isabelle and Emily totally thwated it up at the club last night.
Thwat by Emily the thwat September 9, 2016
Words you can keep
Saying 'that' with a tone of 'what', usually used when the second mention of the thing you don't actually know what it is.
'Check out this thing, it's gonna make money for us!'
'Seriously what is that?'
The next day...
'Look how much fortunes I got!'
'With thwat?!'
Thwat by R&M INDUSTRY May 28, 2014
A thwat is a womens genitals or vagina.
The girl i slpet with last night had a horrible thwat
Go on love, show us ya thwat
Get your thwat out!
Thwat by Giles16 March 12, 2009
/THwät/
noun
A onomatopoeic portmanteau of, "Thwack," and, "Twat."
1. A set of female genitalia in which the labia majora are excessively fat to the extent where the rest of the vagina is obstructed from view.
2. The lower pubic region of an obese woman in which the inner thighs and labia majora are indistinguishable, both being rolls of fat which press up against each other to result in an incomprehensible pile of flesh.
Forget phat. This girl had such a total thwat, that I couldn't tell if I was fucking her vag or she was giving me a thigh job.
Thwat by RRRun January 25, 2018

Thwat Swatter 

Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)
"I wanted to bang her, but her thwat swatter of a friend made it impossible."
Thwat Swatter by CRO15 May 19, 2009

¡A Thwat!

Someone or something that thwats alot, meaning talks alot about poop
Person A: Av is such ¡A Thwat!
Person B: Wait I am Av! Does this mean I talk too much about poop?
Person A: Yes indeed bud'
¡A Thwat! by Poop Goddess June 21, 2019

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG 

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.
Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT DEAD PIG by 11penny June 28, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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