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twackin on the 9 

when someone said something that don’t make sense or dumb
marii: i don’t wanna get married but i want to be married

chino: you twackin on the 9

Twackin off 

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.
Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.
Twackin off by Jadedfan January 18, 2013

twicker twackin 

When Tweakers are talking and twitching walking down the street doing involuntary spastic movements
Bro you're too f****** high to go in public if anybody sees you they're going to know right away that you're twicker twackin
twicker twackin by Dingofish February 27, 2024
(v) to be current and up to date with the latest developments of something. (derived from the Army)
1. You trackin that we have C.O.B formation at 1630, right?
trackin by James Stevens November 16, 2005
Philly slang used to describe an event that was extremely entertaining , fun, or exciting
Damn bro! That party was twockin!
twockin by /.!? March 28, 2015
To freak out or spaz out over something. Usually happens when the person twakin is intoxicated
Quit twakin we'll find your phone
Twakin by Scrapper Joe February 20, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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