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thunder rod 

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.
Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018
thunder rod by Thunder rod March 26, 2019
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Tanzanian Thunder Rod 

When fucking a girl from behind take a well lubricated fist and shove in her asshole then after you cum pee inside of her vagina
Ray gave me a Tanzanian Thunder Rod last night now i can bare walk.

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

What What

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Fist in your booty hole

Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Sounds like *ploop*
Tanzanian Thunder Rod

Piss in your snatch
-The Official Song of the Tanzanian Thunder Rod
Tanzanian Thunder Rod by T-Byrd April 9, 2017

rod o thunder

A huge, equine-like dick
She damn near passed out when I whipped out my rod o thunder!
rod o thunder by Nate June 3, 2003

thunder rodding 

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
thunder rodding by Argonak April 19, 2008

puertorican thundergod 

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

Chinese Thunderroll 

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.
Last weekend Justin gave me the Chinese thunderroll!
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