Thumbtack 

Some one who lies about everything and exaggerates the truth.

Zack Langford just told me that he had a threesome what a thumbtack

Thumbtack by Zachethethumbtack October 9, 2011

thumbtack 

Sexual Position. The man sits in a chair and the girl sits on his erect penis. Kind of like how you would put a thumbtack on your teachers chair so that they would sit on it.

"Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yea, I thumbtacked her."

thumbtack by Rocker2791 February 9, 2009

Thumbtack 

to shoot someone running or shoot without notice

"Ya hear Jon Jon got thumbtacked by Lil Beaver"

Thumbtack by Chris Beaver December 7, 2003

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

thumbtack salad by java monster February 22, 2008

thumbtack in the dirt 

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

thumbtack in the dirt by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023

thumbtack status 

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

thumbtack status by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015