28 definitions by java monster

giraffodil

A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.

I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.

That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.

by java monster February 22, 2008

brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008

rummy

A terrible friend or a beloved enemy.

The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.

by java monster February 22, 2008

chibba

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

by java monster February 22, 2008

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

schooly doo

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

by java monster February 22, 2008