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thumb dance 

the thumb dance is a particularly enjoyable sexual maneuver. in order to perform the thumb dance a man must be fuckin a bitch doggy style, the man will then stick his thumb in his mouth for lubrication, then firmly insert his moist thumb into the womans anus and ride that bitch like a bucking bronco.
Brady: dude, you show that bitch the thumb dance last night?

Dane: totally dude. when i was doing that bitch doggy style i was all "yo bitch, you wanna dance?" and before she could answer i had my thumb all up in that shit. she started screaming at me and shit but obviously she really liked it.

Brady: nice dude.
thumb dance by Dane Determan December 26, 2006
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Thump Dance 

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform
Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters
Thump Dance by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

thumb dancing 

The highly concentrated act of manipulating ones thumbs adroitly to tap out messages on a Blackberry.
All that thumb dancing going on these days on the streets of Manhattan clog up the foot traffic as much as the gawker tourists do.
thumb dancing by Boss Brian June 18, 2009

thumbs up dance 

the act of emulating the motion of "jacking off" without actually jacking off while having the thumbs in the erect position
...after making the final cup in beer pong, the winning team proceeds to do the "thumbs up dance" all over the opposing teams face
thumbs up dance by BLAMMERSS November 14, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026