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thudnesday 

That day of the week when you're not sure what day it really is because you've been sheltered inside with no outside contact.
"Daddy, what day is it?" "Uh, I think it's Thudnesday, but it could be Frursday."
thudnesday by Mr. Jensen April 2, 2020
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Thuesday 

A holiday, originated at Rutgers University. The dumbass professors made the Tuesday before Thanksgiving a Thursday schedule. Since Thursday means Thanksgiving, Tuesday became a pseudo-Thanksgiving. Hence Thuesday was born.
"Tank, we destroyed the muffins."
"I know, Ivan, but it's Thuesday so everyone will be drunk."
Thuesday by btonetbone November 24, 2009

Thuesday 

The way of saying Tuesday and Thursday at the same time
I only walk around nude in thuesdays
Thuesday by Dankburrito September 4, 2017

Thuesday 

The window between Tuesday and Thursday. Or when disorganized dump heavys are aloud to make a plan.
We will be cheering on Thuesday.
Thuesday by Bj114 October 17, 2018

thuesday 

the day between tuesday and thursday refering to wednesday.
jim: dude you want to get some food?
bill: i have to work; how about thuesday?
thuesday by Jonny Ferrentino April 25, 2008

Thuesday 

A word used b some Norwegians to say Tuesday while texting without checking the autocorrection. If your phone is set to Norwegian language and you are writing in English, you will likely send Thuesday instead of Tuesday to the recipient(s).
Guy: Are still up for a date tonight?
Lady: I am afraid no. What about we meet for a beer on thuesday?
Thuesday by Ailig2U April 4, 2019

twuednesday 

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.
"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"
twuednesday by Bafination February 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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