Definitions by Bafination

twuednesday 

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.

"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"

twuednesday by Bafination February 21, 2017

ball rage 

When pain or discomfort in the testes translates into sudden and explosive fits of anger.

"Just screamed at the boss."
"OMG! Why?!"
"Not sure. I think I slept weirdly on my balls last night though."
"Ah, must've been ball rage."

ball rage by Bafination March 16, 2016