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threditor 

noun: person who changes the content on their social media comment trails to improve-slash-control (i mean who are we trying to kid here?) the overall spin of their page vis-a-vis coolness.
i posted a comment on jamie's facebook page about that party she said was so great that said, "you mean the one that i ended up holding your hair back for you while you puked at?" and you know that sassy little threditor deleted it like i was a common comment whore.
threditor by galby June 29, 2010

Bible theditor 

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.
Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor
A tight-assed editor of Urban Dictionary who refuses definitions that have anything to do with slang (um...isn't that the point of the website?)
I had a really good brokeback mountain definition and some teditor decided it was too inappropriate.
teditor by My Hibachi July 24, 2006
Inofficial title earned by film editors named "Ted".
Ted is the editor of the reel, which makes him a teditor.
teditor by Valter Ego October 25, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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