throat meal

An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.

"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."

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Throatmeal

When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.

Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.

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A phlegmy substance build up from previous oral sexcapades(semen) ,commonly mistaken as phlegm.

That woman choked on her own throatmeal

Throatmeal by Gangleitis January 20, 2019

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The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.

Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie

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An excess amount of skin and fat located under the chin and to the neck area. Usually pertains to females. Similar to the waddle on a turkey.

Ethan's new girlfriend might be cute if she didn't have all that throatmeat

throatmeat by Ty Sookie December 24, 2008

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When one person feeds another semen first thing in the morning. Another and more appropriate form of breakfast in bed.

He was going to wake up early and make her French toast, but decided against it when he remembered her favorite morning treat is throatmeal.

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When a bitch is giving you head and you make her throw up but keep your dick in her throat

Yo this chick named Venessa was giving me head and she puked in her throat but I didn’t take my dick out i totally throatmealed her

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