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When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.

Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.

Throatmeal by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

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Throatmeal

A phlegmy substance build up from previous oral sexcapades(semen) ,commonly mistaken as phlegm.

That woman choked on her own throatmeal

Throatmeal by Gangleitis January 20, 2019

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throatmeal

The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.

Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie

throatmeal by Mike Palomar January 26, 2015

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Throatmeal

When one person feeds another semen first thing in the morning. Another and more appropriate form of breakfast in bed.

He was going to wake up early and make her French toast, but decided against it when he remembered her favorite morning treat is throatmeal.

Throatmeal by CP Felony July 29, 2023

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Throatmeal

When a bitch is giving you head and you make her throw up but keep your dick in her throat

Yo this chick named Venessa was giving me head and she puked in her throat but I didn’t take my dick out i totally throatmealed her

Throatmeal by AccessGxld April 20, 2024

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throat meal

An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.

"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."

throat meal by jackowalkie March 24, 2010

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full throatal frontal drift

The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!

FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!

I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!

full throatal frontal drift by Cum-tastic Anna Sasin August 22, 2017

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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