throatmeal

The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.

Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie

by Mike Palomar January 26, 2015

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Throatmeal

When you cum in a girls mouth, she swallows it, but throws it back up later when you are making out with her and it is the consistency of oatmeal.

Did you hear that Randy got a nice warm bowl of Throatmeal from his wife last night.

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A phlegmy substance build up from previous oral sexcapades(semen) ,commonly mistaken as phlegm.

That woman choked on her own throatmeal

by Gangleitis January 20, 2019

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When one person feeds another semen first thing in the morning. Another and more appropriate form of breakfast in bed.

He was going to wake up early and make her French toast, but decided against it when he remembered her favorite morning treat is throatmeal.

by CP Felony July 29, 2023

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When a bitch is giving you head and you make her throw up but keep your dick in her throat

Yo this chick named Venessa was giving me head and she puked in her throat but I didn’t take my dick out i totally throatmealed her

by AccessGxld April 20, 2024

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