threelong 

1. noun. a unit of time used to express a period greater than the more commonly used twolong.

2. adj. a unit of measurement of a male's inadequate sexual development.

1. Dude it's been threelong! I haven't seen you in forever!

2. Well, you probably shouldn't date Stefan, he's kind of a threelong...

threelong by chazor December 12, 2007

Treelon

Elon Musk after he planted 1 million trees

guy A: did you know that treelon planted 1 million trees?
guy B: yeah i heard about that teamtrees thing a week ago.
also treelon: for treebeard

Treelon by Normal_Urban_Dictionary_Editor November 4, 2019

TheLongestWordInTheUniverse 

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look Bob, i have found the longest word in the universe. THISISTHELONESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSEANDIAMNOTUSINGANYSPACETOWRITETHIS.SOIFYOUCANREADWHATTHISSAYS,GOANDBUTAMUGFROMTHELINKBELOWTHISDESCRIPTIONOFTHELONGESTWORDINTHEHOLYFUCKINGUNIVERSE.JUSTIGNORETHECOMMAANDFULLSTOPSTHENTHISWILLBETHELONGESTWORDINTHEUNIVERSE,IT'STOTALLYNOTASENTANSE.

TheLongestWordInTheUniverse by JellyMusicallies <--subscribe July 12, 2018

threeonehoes

Hoes from the 310, baddest bitches of the southbay

I'm bout to hit up some threeonehoes

threeonehoes by thashizz September 8, 2010

threeconomics 

the idea that you can get three sandwiches for three dollars from Wendy's

"Hey man, I totally need three sandwiches for three dollars"

"Dude! Just use threeconomics!"

threeconomics by j.e.b.93 May 29, 2009

treelogging 

It’s when your dick gets hard with out you being horny

Jim: Bro I hate treelogging In school

Bill: same

treelogging by Fatrezo October 18, 2019

TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.

Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"

TheLongshot/Toni by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021