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three tears 

The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
three tears by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
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three mask tears 

sexy mfs who play games together aka seven,terry and kai
I bow down to the three mask tears

There were no tears 

There were big heaving burbling sobs.
Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.
There were no tears by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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