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thoughtboi 

The kind of guy who puts "entrepreneur" in the Instagram bio, wears a blazer over some graphic tee for a major tech company he doesn't work at every single day, and constantly tweets out humble-braggy questions like "What gets you up at 4am every day? For me, it's the grind of starting my own insert product no one wants business."
Man, Mike has become such a thoughtboi... we won't stop giving me unsolicited advice about how anyone who doesn't meditate at least 8 hours a day is getting left behind.
thoughtboi by furbyboi123 April 16, 2021
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thoughtcrime 

Orwellion concept.

A crime that you are guilty of because you are THINKING of doing something bad. (i.e. In 1984's Oceania, spending time alone is almost a crime because it's considered odd, and odd people are a threat to a stable environment such as theirs.)

also, see patriot act. (i.e. when you check anarchist cookbook out from the library or something, the gov might have the right to go into your home and tap your phone and computer. And it's all perfectly legal since you might be a terrorist.)
like I said, patriot act.
Word of the Day on February 14, 2025

thoughtcrime 

Not agreeing with the government or mainstream society
yo Johnny was put in the slammer for thoughtcrime
thoughtcrime by crimethinker January 12, 2009

Thoughtbatum 

When you have the exact same thought as someone else, similar to verbatim but refers to thoughts, similar to feelbatum, which refers to feelings
Justine - I hate that you live so far away! I wish we were neighbors.
Shelly - Thoughtbatum!!
Thoughtbatum by Mariposa Rosa May 29, 2018

thoughtmosphere

the collective atmosphere of thoughts surrounding the earth and emanating out into all dimensions

this credit crisis crap is really destroying our thoughtmosphere

urban dictionary is one of the best ways to discover new places in our thoughtmosphere
thoughtmosphere by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

thoughtskies 

A deeply involved train of thought, similar to a day dream, but the thinker is still able to interact with his/her surroundings. Often happens when performing monotonous tasks and are more likely to happen while you are alone or sitting in silence with others. Unlike day dreams or reveries, these thoughts are involved in present issues and not of musings or wish fulfillment.
Often involves existential thoughts and moral or ethical dilemmas.
State of mind that is most inventive and creative.
While I was mowing the lawn I found myself slipping into deep thoughtskies.

When Jill was talking about her wedding plans my mind wandered to a tangent of thoughtskies.

My thoughtskies will change the world.
thoughtskies by chucker16 June 6, 2009

thoughtcrime 

The crime named by an authority that claims, having a certain opinion or knowledge about something or someone is illigal.
Example:
It's forbidden to know or think of "a" or "b, c, ... " , 'cos this would be considered a crime.

or

An authority claims for any reasons 2+2=5 .
The fact that any devote subject thinks or knows 2+2=4≠5 is a thoughtcrime.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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