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(verb) The act of placing pubic hair or hairs on ones food or drink. Also known as clarence thomased. The word is derived from the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He is reported to have put pubic hair on the coke of one of his former female colleagues.
She felt the wire-like pubic hair in her mouth and spit it out, at that moment her friend screamed: "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN THOMASED."

When they all realized he had pubic hair in his fried chicken they all screamed out: "NIGGA JUST GOT THOMASED."

THOMAS HIM! THOMAS HIM! PUT THE PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER HIS LEMONADE!
by cdrosa August 03, 2006
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scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it
The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.
by a friend May 26, 2003
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To ruin something on purpose. To have no faith or trust.
You thomased and made the girl cry.
by suz May 24, 2003
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the action of eating an individual's babies whilst teaching taekwondo to a class of minors.
That kid walked up to this woman and fucking 'Thomased' her.
by IPutThe'Mar'InMarchael November 18, 2016
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