thomased

(verb) The act of placing pubic hair or hairs on ones food or drink. Also known as clarence thomased. The word is derived from the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He is reported to have put pubic hair on the coke of one of his former female colleagues.

She felt the wire-like pubic hair in her mouth and spit it out, at that moment her friend screamed: "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN THOMASED."

When they all realized he had pubic hair in his fried chicken they all screamed out: "NIGGA JUST GOT THOMASED."

THOMAS HIM! THOMAS HIM! PUT THE PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER HIS LEMONADE!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

thomased

scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it

The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.

by a friend May 26, 2003

thomased

To ruin something on purpose. To have no faith or trust.

You thomased and made the girl cry.

by suz May 24, 2003

Thomased

the action of eating an individual's babies whilst teaching taekwondo to a class of minors.

That kid walked up to this woman and fucking 'Thomased' her.

by IPutThe'Mar'InMarchael November 18, 2016

Tim Thomased

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)

I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!

by 604LilMike June 18, 2011

clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

by cdrosa August 3, 2006

thomasdragon

the word thomasdragon possibly originated in an old hallow well. thomasdragon means all that is cool and lovely and friendly and open and gentle and dear. potentially skilled at flying and nesting, also potentially iridescent. a thomasdragon is full of juicey wisdom, musical and otherwise. if you can find one, know that you are very, very fortunate.

i do wish thomasdragon were here so there could be chill walkage.

by random September 2, 2004