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This Motherfucker 

Is defined as a man that will do anything and everything to get the “End results”. A man that is willing to burn down bridges to light his Motherfucking way. A man that protects what he loves especially his beautiful wife Rayeann Garcia and his three beautiful daughters Anissa Rae, Angelica Rae, Isabel Rae. A man that says we shall finish the game. A man that is relentless to get to his goals and dreams especially his “hearts desires” A man unlike any other man He is everything she never knew she always wanted This Motherfucker is Just a little too much for Rayeann to handle . A man that brings cloud 9 into his reality this motherfucker knows Who he is & what he is. This motherfucker makes movies scenes come to life. This Motherfucker walks up to the edge of the Cliff And jumps in free fall saying “I am going to figure shit out on the way down” This Motherfucker say’s “Girl I am for Real” This was once said to the girl I fell head over heels for while on the phone with her 200 miles away and as her door bell rang she received a bundle of Roses with a card saying “Girl I am for Real”and she is Rayeann Motherfucking Garcia. The one that keeps me grounded when I’m about to fly away. & I love to Fuckin Fly
My Husband is This Motherfucker he just knows what a Real Man needs to do. Steven Garcia you are truly the man I wish I Met first in my life you make me believe I can do anything
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This Motherfucker 

Is defined as a man that will do anything and everything to get the “End results”. A man that is willing to burn down bridges to light his Motherfucking way. A man that protects what he loves especially his beautiful wife Rayeann Garcia and his three beautiful daughters Anissa Rae, Angelica Rae, Isabel Rae. A man that says we shall finish the game. A man that is relentless to get to his goals and dreams especially his “hearts desires” A man unlike any other man He is everything she never knew she always wanted This Motherfucker is Just a little too much for Rayeann to handle . A man that brings cloud 9 into his reality this motherfucker knows Who he is & what he is. This motherfucker makes movies scenes come to life. This Motherfucker walks up to the edge of the Cliff And jumps in free fall saying “I am going to figure shit out on the way down” This Motherfucker say’s “Girl I am for Real” This was once said to my Albertsons girl That I fell head over heels for . While one day on the phone with her 200 miles away and as her door bell rang she received a bundle of Roses with a card saying “Girl I am for Real”and she is Rayeann Motherfucking Garcia. The one that keeps me grounded when I’m about to fly away. & I love to Fuckin Fly
My Husband is This Motherfucker he just knows what a Real Man needs to do. Steven Garcia you are truly the man I wish I Met first in my life you make me believe I can do anything

up in this motherfucker 

Dope phrase you can put at the end of any sentence.
'Bout to tear it up, up in this motherfucker.
I think the hos are bomb up in this motherfucker.

I put my beer down and got down with her, up in this motherfucker.

burn this motherfucker

Joe-lets burn this motherfucker up
LArry-yeah dude fuck it

Shoot This Motherfucker 

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

Turn this Big Motherfucker left, Troy! 

1.

Classic line by Samuel L. Jackson (that guy ALWAYS has the best lines) on the Internet Phenomenon film 'Snakes On A Plane' as Samuel's character and Kenan, from 'Kenan and Kel' try to hoist the plane left for an emergency landing after the co-pilot was killed by snakebite, whilst plummetting down to certain death.

2. Said in emergency life threatening situations where you are dependant on someone less able than you to save you from doom.

3. When you are in a car that is going to crash into another because you are moving too fast, this is the line you say just before you meet your death.
*Two friends in a car speeding..suddenly approaching a lorry that can't see them*
John : Shit , we're gonna die slow down, he's coming right at you Trebecc!
Trebbecc : Argh! The steering wheel came off! Shit shouldn't have joyrided with my mom's ran down car!
*The approaching lorry nears close, inch close to crashing*
John : ARGHHHH!! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT , TROY!

*they die*

Example 2 :
*Guy has to lift something heavy and take it upstairs*
*Grunts to himself* : TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT, TROY!

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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