thirsten

to be thirsty but not thirsty enough to do anything about it

jimmy: bro, im thirsten, get me some drank
bobby: hold up bro, why don't you get drank
jimmy: i never said i was that thirsty

by averyss September 16, 2010

Thorsten

Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.

Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.

by Flo68 February 15, 2021

Thorsten

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.

by realpenguin January 5, 2017

Thirsted

A term used when playing Fortnite Battle Royale, where a teammate knocks down an opposing player and kills them without giving their team a chance to revive them. Usually done to annoy the opposing team or to loot the player.

Johnny: They’re trying to build up to us, help me out!

Larry: Hold on, I just knocked this guy, he’s about to get thirsted!

by frankie sti May 2, 2018

Thirstinomics

The branch of study dedicated to the analysis of the production, consumption, dissemination of thirst generating content. (ex: Thirst-traps, Onlyfans content, general e-thottery, etc)

The secret to her becoming successful on OnlyFans was her mastery of thirstinomics.

by Salvaged_DLC March 11, 2022

Frisky Thirster

A delicious cold beverage sure to brighten the mood of what may be some rough times. Originated upon a day following lack of sleep when said drink was noticed in a vending machine.
More appropriate use would specifically be a beer consumed in the morning before class, or any other activity where simply one drink could make a deifference.

-That sure looks like a frisky thirster!

by Jeshka January 9, 2009

Thorsten Pacher

He is the most magnificent, intense, amazing, hardcore, and talented at everything. Some say when he runs the world just spins under his feet. He is without a doubt the pinical of evolution. He is the perfect thing. They say he isn't even human. He has adopted, what he thinks, is an adequate human body, so that he doesn't attract attention.

He is the father of god.

When someone sneezes, you say: "Thorsten Pacher bless you"

by Common Children May 8, 2009