no head (pun intended) - uneven beard - cross-eyed - chats like a 5 year old - too tight jeans for too small packages - stinky
little man with too huge of an ego. sorry, did i say man. un-man.
sorry, he overcompensates for small or
shortcomings. ladies, don't go for him - he can't handle good hearts and whines
like a bitch.
ps, he balds