Thighkles 

This is used to describe an extremely bottom heavy person.

In other words a shelfy ass that extends infinitely to the foot. This is a step above Cankles.

Shaqueefa: "Snaps gurl, Rashonda must be killin dat Popeyes chik'n?"

Sha'neequa: "Yep, for sho doe them cankles be turnin into thighkles real quik"

Thighkles by Grizzly August 28, 2009

thighkles 

Ankles that exceed the limit of excess. Bigger than cankles.

Can you find socks to fit over those thighkles.

thighkles by Roix April 18, 2006

Thighkles 

An Ankle that is on a fat person. This is when the Thigh seems to merge into the ankle to form a large mass of fat with no definition. People with Thighkles usually suck at everything. Especially sports, school and social life.

Jay "Cankles" is a perfect example!

Thighkles by CANKLE CRUSHER May 29, 2005

Holy Thighble 

The true Bible of a Man of culture .

Are you religious ?
i'd like to introduce you to my religion

what's your religion ?
"show the Holy Thighble"

I'm interested

Holy Thighble by Subspinipes December 16, 2019

Thighler Skully Age Postulate 

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

Thighler Skully Age Postulate by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010

thighnees 

When your thighs become one with your knees and goes straight to your calves. When there is no definition to your knees as if they don't exist.

Son: Why don't your legs have knees mommy?

Mom: Because son, mommy has thighnees.

thighnees by Jenndas March 1, 2018

Thinkless 

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.

Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!

Thinkless by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023